who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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