I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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