arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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