Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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