ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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