My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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