There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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