Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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