ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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