I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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