He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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