Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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