she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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