If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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