Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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