dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize