Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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