MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I love you. Go after that dick
soo... how was my night?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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