Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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