he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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