Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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