apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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