i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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