It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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