we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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