i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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