She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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