At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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