Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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