it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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