your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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