Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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