***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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