I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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