yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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