im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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