She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
COCAINE IS GR8
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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