Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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