I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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