here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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