Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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