im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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