I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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