We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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