vagina is talking i cant
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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