What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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