Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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