How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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