Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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