would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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